Funny Patches
231 Joints in Human Body None in My pocket
"231 joints in the human body & not 1 in my pocket" declares this darkly humorous patch. Perfect for..
$1.25
A Drunk Mans Words
A Drunk Mans Words declares "A Drunk Mans Words Are A Sober Mans Thoughts" | Perfect for anyone who ..
$1.25
A Joint will get you through time better then Money patch
A Joint will get you through times of no money better then money will get you through times of no jo..
$1.25
Absense makes the Heart want to fondle
Absense makes the heart want to fondle | a cheeky take on the classic saying that replaces sentiment..
$1.25
Amateur Gynecologist patch
Amateur Gynecologist patch | A cheeky conversation starter with white embroidered text on black twil..
$1.25
Anything Worth Doing is Worth OverDoing
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing | A funny original patch that celebrates going all out. Whit..
$1.25
Artificial Intelligence no match for Natural Stupidity
Artificial Intelligence is No Match for Natural Stupidity | A witty jab at the limits of technology ..
$1.25
Ass Gas or Grass
ASS, GAS OR GRASS: NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. A bold declaration for riders and road trip enthusiasts wi..
$1.25
Attitude Is Everything
Attitude Is Everything declares the truth with attitude. Bold red embroidery on black twill delivers..
$1.00
Bad Ass Boys Ride Bad Ass Toys Patch
Bad Ass Boys Ride Bad Ass Toys | this edgy patch declares the attitude with white lettering on a bla..
$1.25
Bad Ass Girls
Bad Ass Girls declares "Ride Bad Ass Toys" with attitude and humor. Pink embroidery on dark twill ba..
$1.25
Batteries Not Included patch
A retro nod to toy packaging everywhere, this patch proclaims "Batteries Not Included" in bold white..
$1.25
Beauty is only a Lightswitch away patch
Beauty is only a Lightswitch away | this darkly humorous patch declares the witty truth that beauty ..
$1.25
Because Your a Dumbass
Because Your a Dumbass declares a blunt and hilarious message on this embroidered patch. Perfect for..
$1.25
Beware Government Religion
Declares "BEWARE BIG GOVERNMENT IS THE POLITICIAN'S RELIGION" with a bold red cross symbol. A sharp ..
$1.25
Biker dont go gray- we turn chrome patch
Bikers don't go gray, we turn chrome | This humorous patch declares the biker's philosophy in bold b..
$1.25
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers Patch
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers patch declares a serious road safety message with humor. This bold state..
$1.25
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers small Patch
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers | this patch declares where motorcycle enthusiasts stand on road safety ..
$1.00
Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do Patch
Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do | a humorous patch declaring the biker lifestyle beats the munda..
$1.25
Boobies make me Smile
Boobies Make Me Smile declares this cheeky patch with a grinning smiley face. Perfect for anyone who..
$1.25